Saturday, January 26, 2019

Sacha Baron Cohen. A public intellectual?

I’ve never been a big fan of New Year’s Eve. In truth, I’ve always seen it as the single-most arbitrary and superficial “holiday” we celebrate as a people. It has no religious or commercial connection yet somehow manages to pack the social punch of a Kardashian Instagram post or new Beyoncé single. Like scores of others, however, I do enjoy the tradition of watching millions of people freeze their bologna ponies’ off in the sub-zero temperatures in the middle of Times Square for the thrill of watching a ball slowly plummet to the earth. While the whole ball thing is riveting, observing several hundred happy couples queue in line for hours for their “unique” and “special” moment to propose has become a New Year’s Eve tradition of my own- this annual test of human endurance and stupidity confirms that we have not evolved enough of a species.

Of all of the asinine institutions that accompany the event, however, the “resolution” is by far the most preposterous. While I admire the couch potatoes who think they can become gym rats overnight and respect the guy who decides to stop binge-watching porn and finally pay attention to his kids, the “new year, new me” people make me want to vomit. That being said, I decided to make one of my own this year. 2019 will be my year of enlightenment. The year I go from uninformed dumb shit to a slightly more informed dumb shit. The year I part from my ignorant, sheltered ways and finally read a book. The year I become a public intellectual.

Unfortunately, there are two major obstacles in my journey to becoming a public intellectual. First, I’m not public. Second, I’m not an intellectual. Statistically speaking, even with this public blog, more people have walked on the moon than have read my work or listened to my thoughts in any capacity. As for the second challenge, I’m by no means an expert on anything. Even if I was, I have found I possess little ability to articulate my knowledge to the public in any comprehensible way (think Rain Man without the whole numbers thing). I express myself with the grace of a rabid baboon and tact of President Trump at a global summit. While becoming a public intellectual may not be in my five year plan, I found the concept intriguing enough to investigate further.

A public intellectual is defined as a well-known, intelligent, learned person whose written works and other social and cultural contributions are recognized not only by academic audiences and readers, but also by many members of society in general (Wiktionary). In short, a public intellectual is exactly what it sounds like; me having to look up the precise definition is further evidence that I’ll never become one.

Upon further investigation, I realized that it is far easier to define public intellectual than to identify a good example of one. For example: Donald Trump is a public figure with millions of dedicated followers, yet is slightly less intelligent than the keyboard I type on. He spews hot garbage into the world in the form of tweets for his sycophants to eat and digest on an a seemingly hourly basis. The Kardashian clan, much like Trump, are all public figures with far more worshippers than brain cells. On the flip side, there are many intellectuals who aren’t public. They are experts in their field, but spend more time contributing to their given areas of expertise than publishing and relaying their findings to the general public. Mathematicians such as Andrew Wiles and Grigori Perelman come to mind (thanks Google!). While being public and dumb seems rather prominent in our digital age there is no shortage of private intellectuals.

This matter of classification and identification is subjective. There are countless public figures out there that are intelligent that may not fall into the category of “public intellectual.” One could argue that someone like Oprah, for example, is more of a public influencer than public intellectual. She has written several books, has a significant fan base, and is certainly intelligent in her own rite, however, it would be a stretch to say that she is somehow a groundbreaking intellectual in any specific field.

One could also argue the same for people like Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk. Both are people of power and, as a result, have an immense public reach. At first glance, both appear to be groundbreaking intellectuals in their respective fields, however, many of their achievements rest on the accomplishments of others (either working for them or with them). This is not to downplay their advancements and contributions- they are both wildly successful, however, I would argue a lot of this is due to their collaboration and management skills rather than their own personal intellect. In 2016 David Frum stated: “One of the more dangerous pleasures of great wealth is that you never have to hear anyone tell you that you are completely wrong.” In my opinion, there is a big difference being an intellect and being a person of power.

I recently did a Google search on most influential public intellectuals in the world and realized that most had one thing in common- money. Lots and lots of money. There exists a great deal of insanely rich people in this world that have somehow generated a massive public following (looking at Trump and the Kardashians again). I’m convinced that a great deal of people out there truly believe that any idiot’s opinion has weight so long as that idiot is obscenely rich (Space Force!). According to the Washington Post’s David Drezner: “Folks like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg take ideas seriously. But they are taken seriously as intellectuals because of their money. An intellectual should be able to influence because of their ideas and not because of their positions.”

With this in mind, I embarked on a mission to find an unconventional public intellectual. One that did not fit the mold in a traditional sense - not a published mathematician or physicist with their own television show. Not a college professor, head of state, or prolific writer, but rather an unexpected contender. An entertainer. A profession that while public, does not typically find itself infiltrated with intellects. Sacha Baron Cohen is an exception to this.

 


Sacha Baron Cohen is an English actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer. The youngest of three children, he was born London in 1971 to an English father and an Israeli mother. Because his mother was a movement instructor and his grandmother was a ballet instructor he was exposed to performance from an early age. As a kid, he attended The Haberdashers’s Aske’s Boys’ School in Hertfordshire before attending the University of Cambridge (Christ’s College) where he studied history and graduated with upper-second-class honours. While attending, he became a member of the Cambridge University Amateur Dramatic Club as well as the Habonim Dror Jewish theatre. After college, Cohen made a jump from theater to television and film where he developed countless characters and alter egos. This includes Ali G, an uneducated and ill-mannered thug from Staines, England, Borat Sagdiyev, a sheltered bachelor from Kazakhstan, Brüno Gehard, a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion show presenter, as well as countless others.

Cohen is famous for his unique and brash brand of humor. He leverages the power and realism of documentary style interviews in most of his routines where his characters can interact with unsuspecting people who do not realize they are being set up for comic situations and self-inflicted ridicule. His characters satirize specific cross-sections or groups within society while his interviews aim to highlight prevalent social issues.

ALI G: Ali G is a satirical fictional character created and played by Cohen that parodies suburban, privileged youth acting in a way that they believe is typical of black people. The character originally appeared on “The 11 O’Clock Show” in the UK before becoming the title character of “Da Ali G Show” in 2000 before being picked up by HBO. The typical platform of the show consisted of an “innocent” Ali G interviewing experts with neither understanding each other. Those that appeared on the show include Donald Trump, Noam Chomsky, Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, as well as David and Victoria Beckham, to name a few.

BORAT: Borat is a fictitious Kazakh journalist character created and played by Cohen. In 2006, Cohen released the film “Borat,” (or, Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan) where the title character travels throughout the United States recording his real-life interactions with Americans. A great deal of the film consists of unscripted interviews between Borat and Americans who believe he is a foreigner with little or no understanding of America or American customs.

BRUNO: “Bruno” is a 2009 mockumentary comedy film that features the fictitious character Bruno, a gay Austrian fashion reporter. Bruno is created by Cohen as well as played by him in the film. The film follows Bruno as he attempts an acting career after he is fired from his television show for disrupting an event during Milan Fashion week. Throughout the film he interviews parents of child models and discusses weight loss and liposuction, confronts members of the Westboro Baptist Church, and at one point even dons a Nazi uniform.

WHO IS AMERICA?: “Who Is America?” is Cohen’s most recent creation. It is a political satire television series that explores “the diverse individuals, from the infamous to the unknown across the political and cultural spectrum, who populate our unique nation.” The show incorporates a slew of newly-created characters by Cohen including Billy Wayne Ruddick Jr., PhD, a far-right conspiracy theorist, Dr. Nira Cain-N’Degeocello, a far-left lecturer on gender studies, Rick Sherman, a british ex-convict, Erran Morad, an Israeli anti-terrorism expert, as well as several others. Like most of his other work, this show is filmed as a documentary and incorporates interviews with unsuspecting guests.

With this background information I reference again the definition of a public intellectual: A well-known, intelligent, learned person who’s written works and other social and cultural contributions are recognized not only by academic audiences and readers, but also by many members of society in general (Wiktionary). Using this definition and breaking it down into its two distinct components will provide an easy way to analyze whether or not Sacha Baron Cohen can be included amongst the ranks of other public intellectuals.

1. Is Sacha Baron Cohen well-known?

In short, yes. He has a lengthy filmography with numerous wildly popular television shows to his name in addition to countless public speaking appearances.

2. Is he an intelligent, learned person who’s written works and other social and cultural contributions are recognized not only by academic audiences and readers, but also by many members of society in general?

Yes. Not only is he a graduate from Cambridge, but his humor is highly intelligent as well. Cohen’s unique brand of satire separates him from other comedians that focus on political and social issues such as John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, or even Lewis Black. While the ladder comment on issues from afar, Cohen submerges himself into the action and gets involved on a more personal level. He doesn’t make fun of people like his contemporaries, but rather cultivates situation and provides real people the opportunity to unknowingly make fun of themselves. He is able to shed light on the ignorance in society by interacting with unsuspecting people on their level through his alter egos and documentary-style filmmaking. Where most comedians comment on events after the fact, Cohen is able to invent situations where he can cover the events as they happen. Rotten Tomatoes, the American review-aggregation website for film and television, stated that Cohen’s brand of comedy is “Fleetingly funny and all too relevant.”

It takes real intelligence, control, and planning to pull off the self-damaging interviews that he has conducted over the years. To play the innocent and often times ignorant interviewer effectively, you have to be a complete expert on the topic you wish to discuss. You not only have to know the topics, but the individual you are interviewing - their history, their business, and in many instances, their triggers. Leading people into a false sense of security where they can let their true beliefs come out in front of a camera takes patience, tact, and manipulation. Cohen is masterful in this arena.

Not only is Cohen a leading expert in his brand of intelligent comedy, many of his shows, films, and interviews have had real life impacts. Jason Spencer, a Republican state representative from Georgia faced backlash after an interview with Cohen aired. Cohen was able to bait the politician into screaming the racial epithets “nigger” and “sand nigger” while speaking in a stereotypical Asian accent before baring his posterior in an attempt to ward off potential terrorists. This interview led to him ultimately resigning from office.

During interviews with the fictitious character Erran Morad in “Who Is America?”, Cohen got former Congressman Joe Walsh, as well as Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott, California Congressman Dana Rohrabacher, and South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson, all to endorse a fake program titled “kinder-guardians,” which called for arming school children ages 3 to 16. He stated that arming teachers does not go far enough to curtail gun violence.

Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedian, an entertainer, and a public intellectual. At face value, he is a crass comedian with nothing more than a few off-color interviews under his belt, however, it is hard to debate the impact he has had on the film medium. He has been a pioneer in mockumentaries since Ali G, a masterful character actor and interviewer, and a leading expert in social critique and criticism. To quote Steven Mack: “...our notions of the public intellectual need to focus less on who or what a public intellectual is—and by extension, the qualifications for getting and keeping the title. Instead, we need to be more concerned with the work public intellectuals must do, irrespective of who happens to be doing it.”

Friday, January 25, 2019

The Inaugural Post


I created this blog after a series of embarrassing events made me painfully aware of what an uninformed dumb shit I had become.  My constant references to “Peking” during the last Olympic games (by the way – when the fuck did they change that?), and my attempt to purchase an 8-track at the local Best Buy recently made me realize that I needed to become more informed. So I grabbed a cup of coffee this morning on my way to visit my parents (more on that later) and began my education with earnest by sticking my bulbous nose into the local newspaper.

After getting through all of the daily madness, mayhem and slaughter on the front pages I began to get to the good stuff. The first story that caught my attention concerned a man in Florida who weighed 945 pounds. His visiting nurse had become concerned about his health and so paramedics showed up and removed him from his home. This required hydraulic equipment, tarps surgical masks and the removal of a wall from the house in the bedroom where the man had spent the last five years evidently wallowing in his own filth. It was quite a spectacle as twenty guys wearing surgical masks rolled out the man through the hole in his wall. They covered him with a tarp so nobody could see him as they loaded him onto a flatbed truck and hauled him away. As I read this I couldn’t help thinking – “the visiting nurse had become concerned about his health?” What the hell did that mean? Are you telling me that at 900 pounds the guy looked pretty good and then somewhere around 930 his color began to change. “He looked great right up until he hit the mid 900’s. Yeah he was really active at 850 – rolling over in bed and boosting himself up so the nurse could wipe his ass – he was like a fucking gymnast. Why didn’t she call someone at 600 or 700 pounds before he became a yearlong ongoing show on Dr. Phil while he tries to lose weight from his hospital room? I blame the nurse and those Snackwell cookies with their hidden calories.

The next story that caught my eye involved Peter Pan getting arrested at Disneyland. There was a picture of Peter Pan with that green suit, tights and weird looking Robin Hood hat being loaded into the back of a squad car with cuffs on. I just assumed he had been busted for kidnapping those kids from their bedroom or that the flying fairy dust shit he uses was actually heroin (which I had long suspected), or maybe he did something filthy with a can of Alpo and that dog “Nana” that the kids owned. Pan better hope he doesn’t get convicted because he isn’t going to fare too well in prison with those tights on.  Of course even though he’s 67 years old they have to try him as a juvenile and seal his records because of the whole “never grow up thing.” Wait until his cellmate decides to introduce him to Tinkerbell. It turns out that Pan was in a union and involved in some sort of labor dispute. I thought he was going to make the authorities look pretty foolish by having “happy thoughts” in his cell and flying out of there. What kind of union does Peter Pan belong to anyway? He doesn’t do anything. He pretends all day. Why doesn’t he just pretend that his pretend boss gave him a pretend raise and he could even throw in a pretend promotion while he’s at it? In fact, he could cut out the pretend middleman by just pretending everything at “work” was fine. I have to seriously question whether his working conditions and wages, which he was paid for sitting around in a cave with a bunch of juvenile delinquent no-loads was really intolerable? Is that what he’s claiming? If anyone has intolerable working conditions it’s that sycophant Schmee. He gets abused by a homicidal boss with a hook for a hand and is forced to aid and abet the attempted murder of children all day. Now that is a shitty job. He’s the one that should be protesting. He has a legitimate gripe. Why don’t they have a union for this poor bastard? These theme parks are full of some pretty tough characters. I thought I read that one of those fuckers in the paper mache heads once sodomized a kid because he pulled his tail. These guys in these suits have to let that shit go once in a while. I think I read that that rat bastard Chuck-E-Cheese once punched a kid for throwing pizza at him and pulling his tail and ears. Don’t they screen these people? In his defense, at least Chuckie never sodomized anyone. Anyway, I finished the story and sat there thinking…Peter Pan – what a complete asshole.

There were a few other small articles like the one from Italy where a group of nuns came up with the idea of putting up an inflatable church at the beach so that it would be convenient for people to attend mass while at the beach. They inflated it one Sunday but it blew down. They said they would try again the following week because they knew God really wanted them to do this. Really? I’m no expert on the ways of the Lord but I do think if he really wanted them to do this he wouldn’t have blown the fucking thing down. Another article concerned a family that showed up at a suburban Atlanta funeral home to view their 98-year-old grandmother’s body. When they looked in the casket, they were surprised to see some other old lady wearing grandma’s brooch and dress and camping out in her new casket. The funeral home scrambled to fix it, although I don’t know how that’s possible. Do you have to wash the clothes before you switch them back? Not sure, but grandma probably won’t give a shit. Do they offer the family a free funeral and dinner for two? (Tell them what they’ve won Johnny!) Do they even tell the other family? My rule of thumb here would be that you probably are going to have to tell them if there’s any digging involved.

Speaking of monkeys, there was another story from India where a bunch of marauding chimps threw a politician off a balcony where he fell to his death. The locals in response decided to bring in much bigger and more ferocious monkeys to attack the killer chimps. Is that a good idea? Why am I picturing Charlton Heston in chains telling some ape to get his filthy hands off him? I mean if you can’t handle the little chimps, why up the ante. Can these ferocious monkeys be trusted?  In this country we handle the problem in a completely different manner. Here we elect the chimps to office so if they want to throw a politician from a balcony to their death they simply jump. Seems far more efficient than pinning your hopes on bigger monkeys. I’m sure those monkeys were capuchins. Those little fuckers look cute like Mr. Binks but they bite like a badger and trust me when I tell you – you definitely don’t want one of those things gnawing on your hambone while you sit out on the balcony. They say that capuchins have a small brain and are pretty much focused on food and sex. Hey, wait a minute... I think my uncle might be a capuchin.

Two guys in Georgia claimed they had found a corpse in the woods that was the remains of Bigfoot. These guys spend a lot of time in the woods and normally their job was to look for leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster. They kept Bigfoot in their freezer and had DNA tests done on him. Obviously, marching around in the woods looking for leprechauns is one thing, but looking for “Nessie” in Georgia is quite another. Nessie lives in Loch Ness in Scotland, not in Georgia. That would be like looking for the London Bridge in Arizona…. wait ... bad example. That would be like looking for the Empire State building in Toronto. You’re not going to find it because it isn’t there. When the DNA results came back they were inconclusive but I read that the DNA was from a human and an opossum so the scientific community figures it to be a big hoax. While that’s all well and good for the scientific community I have a couple of questions. Hasn’t anyone watched “DELIVERANCE?” I’m not too concerned that they may have shot an opossum in the woods when it wasn’t varmint season, but I would like to know why nobody is asking questions about the FUCKING HUMAN IN THEIR FREEZER! What’s next for these two guys – dressing up in clown costumes and burying a few of their “finds” under the house or floorboards? Maybe the authorities could stop buy the old shack and pick up these two hillbillies before something else ends up in their freezer. Just wondering.

As I approached the last section I saw that Bob’s Big Boy restaurant had shit canned a fat guy because they couldn’t find a uniform shirt that fit him. Hey, why not rip the overalls off the mongoloid with the weird hair-do you have holding up that fucking hamburger out front? Just a thought. The last two stories were kind of related. One really caught my attention. Orange County California is turning human shit into car fuel.  Wow, my uncle is going to be like Saudi Arabia. They feed him Shredded Wheat and Triscuits and they could power up a fleet of buses for a month just using his morning constitutional. Of course if you want Hi-test you’re going to have to feed him peanuts. His farts will be so valuable, Red Adair and his team will be called in to “cap” him. Talk about going green.

At this point, I know what you’re all asking: “Hey asshole, weren’t the last Olympic games held in Rio?” and you would be correct (see first line of this post). I love my parents dearly but they could be featured on A&E’s “Hoarders”. I used to laugh at them and say that they haven’t thrown out a piece of mail since the Truman administration but the joke was on me this time. It wasn’t until I read about that burger flipping degenerate that I realized the paper I had picked up from the stack was from 2008.

Fuck this, the newspaper sucks and I’m better off uninformed.